Judge Roy Moore

The Problem with Protestantism

Any licentious megalomaniac

bully with a following

of credulous sheeple

can seize the bullshit pulpit

and start his own religion

As far as Alabama is concerned

Those traitors and murderers

of their countryman

refused to actually capitulate

after the Confederacy,

The Union needed to post troops

and occupy the defeated crackers

in order to prevent

Reconstruction from

petering out in Jim Crow

and the Klan